Jokes

[stb74]

Just went through 6 pages and decided that it best start a new one.

[Superfan86]

are blonde jokes allowed?

[SWIFT JUSTICE]

Devout Jewish man is desperately anxious to win the lottery. Goes to the synagogue and prays that he may win. Saturday comes round, but he doesn’t win. Goes to the synagogue again and remonstrates with God, pointing out how often he comes to the synagogue, how devout he has been etc etc. Saturday comes round again and again he doesn’t win. Back he goes to the synagogue and prays again to God, this time in despair. Suddenly the clouds part and there is a figure with a grey beard leaning down between the clouds: ‘OK. So you want to win the lottery. But please, meet me halfway: buy a ticket.’

[Superfan86]

delightful

[The Guvnor]

Here's a joke, that this forum has gotten so politically correct that some people showing distaste towards a joke has led to someone being banned for a period of time because of something said in jest before the joke. I'm personally sick of Granda throwing his weight about, which in real life is 5 stone (cue laughter) and would be happy to petition for him to be stripped of his moderation duties. Also, could I recommend those who don't like a joke from now on just not comment on it, at the end of the day every person has the right to what they find funny or not and if it's not illegal, it should NOT be censored.

[hot shot]

Here's a joke, that this forum has gotten so politically correct that some people showing distaste towards a joke has led to someone being banned for a period of time because of something said in jest before the joke. I'm personally sick of Granda throwing his weight about, which in real life is 5 stone (cue laughter) and would be happy to petition for him to be stripped of his moderation duties. Also, could I recommend those who don't like a joke from now on just not comment on it, at the end of the day every person has the right to what they find funny or not and if it's not illegal, it should NOT be censored.

:canadian::canadian:

[Billy big potatoes]

Here's a joke, that this forum has gotten so politically correct that some people showing distaste towards a joke has led to someone being banned for a period of time because of something said in jest before the joke. I'm personally sick of Granda throwing his weight about, which in real life is 5 stone (cue laughter) and would be happy to petition for him to be stripped of his moderation duties. Also, could I recommend those who don't like a joke from now on just not comment on it, at the end of the day every person has the right to what they find funny or not and if it's not illegal, it should NOT be censored.

here here, you got my vote

[Sir Barry]

Can't believe he got banned ,im heart scared of saying anything on the matter incase the forum police ban my a$$ :scare:.

[The Guvnor]

Can't believe he got banned ,im heart scared of saying anything on the matter incase the forum police ban my a$$ :scare:.

don't let the b*stards get you down

[Sir Barry]

don't let the b*stards get you down

Not at all,i think granda should be relieved of his duties as a forum cop and jr should get a 2 week ban for brown nosing starting tomorrow morning!