Jokes

[stb74]

Just went through 6 pages and decided that it best start a new one.

[shamrockno1]

Ian paisley has been transferred to the royal cause Ulster said NO!!

[conehead]

The dyslexic gay guy in my work is looking forward to 14th february...............he thinks it's Vaseline day!!

[conehead]

Paddy Jnr is sitting in class when the teacher asks him 'Where is Pakistan?', wee Paddy says 'I dunno Miss, is he outside playing with Paki Dave?'

[conehead]

An Asian guy moved into our street last week. Turns out he has swam with sharks, wrestled bears, sky dived, dated models, won the lottery and been a formula 1 driver. It came as no surprise to hear his name was Bindair Dundat

[Ronaldo23]

jesus conehead id never repeat those mate

[conehead]

jesus conehead id never repeat those mate

they were that bad I had to share LOL

[neil1968]

Little girl and her mum walking through the park when they see 2 people having sex, the girl asks her mum ' what are they doing?'

mum looks awkward and says ' theyre making cakes'

Next day the girl says to her mum ' you and daddy were making cakes in the living room last night werent you? '

Mum looks worried and says ' yes how do you know '

girl smiles, giggles and replies

' I licked the icing off the sofa '

[no.7]

What has four legs and more money than Rangers? -Harry Redknapps dog.

[no.7]

England manager-to-be Harry Redknapp has announced that he thinks he can handle the Euros- Only stipulations they must be unmarked and untraceable.

[The Guvnor]

Losing my virginity was very similar to my first day at school...

Me crying with my dad behind me urging me to play with my sister whilst my mum filmed the whole thing.