Jokes

[stb74]

Just went through 6 pages and decided that it best start a new one.

[scotty]

I just watched the deaf news and the woman doing the signing gave up after 3 attemps at cockermouth :canadian:

:canadian::canadian:

[zenuelb]

U r havin a laff! On here bing all PC friendly and in general a MUG. Its joke threads and ppl like u r killing it!! So like the rest lets just agree 2 disagree..........

he's a teacher does what he's told

[Marco]

What weight division would that fall under... Light Fly-Weight lolzz

Paper weight fs.
Would like to see this wee scrap, it would start with a bit of name calling, move on to pushing and some ankle kicking, maybe a touch of hair pulling then Hedger would throw the towel in cos granda broke a nail. Put me down for a ticket.:wounded::wounded:

[Marco]

Group of boys talking, English boy says my dads dick is 8'' long. The Jamacian boy says his dads was 10'' long. The catholic boy says my dads is only 5'' but it still hurts.


Only a joke lads chill.

[jr]

he's a teacher does he gets gr8 holidays

:educated:

[Billy big potatoes]

Group of boys talking, English boy says my dads dick is 8'' long. The Jamacian boy says his dads was 10'' long. The catholic boy says my dads is only 5'' but it still hurts.


Only a joke lads chill.

[leftfootrightfoot]

A look-a-like competition was held in China today,
Everybody won !!:blindfold:

[THEMAC]

Big guy walks into a bar with a Monkey,goes and sits at the bar and orders a double whiskey,sinks it in one go and turns round and hits the monkey a punch in the face sending it flying across the room,the monkey jumps up runs over to the guy and pulls his zip down and starts sucking his c**k,20 mins later he does the same thing drinks the whiskey,whacks the monkey and gets his c**k sucked,a wee guy in the corner is sitting watching this throughtout and approaches the guy at the bar,here mate I am just sitting watching you there,you wouldnt mind if I do that,not at all says the bloke,the wee guy then turns round and says ok promise you wont hit me to hard :canadian:

[The Guvnor]

A look-a-like competition was held in China today,
Everybody won !!:blindfold:

FAO Granda. racist.

[THEMAC]

Big guy walks into a bar with a Monkey,goes and sits at the bar and orders a double whiskey,sinks it in one go and turns round and hits the monkey a punch in the face sending it flying across the room,the monkey jumps up runs over to the guy and pulls his zip down and starts sucking his c**k,20 mins later he does the same thing drinks the whiskey,whacks the monkey and gets his c**k sucked,a wee guy in the corner is sitting watching this throughtout and approaches the guy at the bar,here mate I am just sitting watching you there,you wouldnt mind if I do that,not at all says the bloke,the wee guy then turns round and says ok promise you wont hit me to hard :canadian:

There were no Monkeys hurt in this joke as he was a professional stunt monkey and was able to roll with the punches:gum: