These jokes are not even RaoulMoatly funny!

[davydee]

Before last nights stand-off where he shot himself dead, Man City had put a £45m bid in for Raul Moat. They have no idea who he is but heard everyone is after him.

Last night, a villager of Rothbury said "I think that Raoul Moat should do the decent thing, stop all this heartbreak and just shave off his ginger hair"!

Dear Mr Moat
It has come to my attention that John Terry has been shaggin your missus whilst you have been in prison.
Your, Wayne Bridge

I'm a PC, and hiding from Raoul Moat is my idea.

[stewarty]

Before last nights stand-off where he shot himself dead, Man City had put a £45m bid in for Raul Moat. They have no idea who he is but heard everyone is after him.

Last night, a villager of Rothbury said "I think that Raoul Moat should do the decent thing, stop all this heartbreak and just shave off his ginger hair"!

Dear Mr Moat
It has come to my attention that John Terry has been shaggin your missus whilst you have been in prison.
Your, Wayne Bridge

I'm a PC, and hiding from Raoul Moat is my idea.

:canadian::canadian:

[preston]

haha

[preston]

im trying to reach 20 posts! arcade here i come!